A Joke Every Day - 348 - Kids be Tripping

  • Length: 2:32
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 2 people
  • View Count:
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: babies  baby  balls  Blejer  drugs  hallucination  hallucinogens  magic  markers  Michael  Mike  mushrooms  pant  shit  their  tripping 

Sorry for the delay, the weather knocked out the internet reception last night just as I was about to upload it, which sucks because I was up late to get it done. So it goes. So this may be controversial, but probably not to anyone watching my videos. Obviously this could be a bit punchier, but I...

A Joke Every Day - 347 - Instant Messenger

  • Length: 1:26
  • Rating Average: 4.83 from 6 people
  • View Count: 34' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: afk  aggressive  bag  Blejer  brb  douche  douchebag  ifpadb  meh  Michael  Mike  passive  smiley  smilies 

This is really just the tip of an iceberg I want to tackle soon, which is the idea that social technology is destroying society by making it so you never have to actually talk with someone you don't want to. I'll get to this in time but I'm really sleep deprived right now and it's fucking my...

A Joke Every Day - 346 - Crap

  • Length: 1:4
  • Rating Average: 4.33 from 3 people
  • View Count: 27
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: Blejer  Michael  Mike 

FUCK. I just chipped a molar. I can't do more on this now because my face hurts and I have no insurance. Born in Austin, just for the record. Texans: Please don't steal my jokes. Don't rustle them, I know your ways. Also, fix my tooth.

A Joke Every Day - 345 - Pastey White Guys

  • Length: 1:10
  • Rating Average: 4.86 from 7 people
  • View Count: 54
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: albinism  albino  albinos  awkward  Blejer  embarrassment  Michael  Mike  new  sexual  story  true  years 

True Story. Mostly. A Joke is kind of like a philosophical thought experiment you know? It doesn't have to be completely true to be true, just true in the relevant places. Or maybe I should say "based on a true story," but then it sounds like an outright lie. I think that if the joke is...

A Joke Every Day - 344 - Videogames... Pirates... Nostalgia (oh my)

  • Length: 3:34
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 7 people
  • View Count: 67' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: 360  Blejer  ga  gamer  games  genesis  Michael  Mike  nintendo  pirate  playstation  ps2  ps3  PSP  sega  snes  sony  wii  x-box  x-box360 

Wow. This turned out to be much longer and more epic than I'd originally intended. I really do have an awful lot of games I've never played. It's completely dumb, but there it is. I do like the joke, because it's very honest and it's about something where I'm dumb and I feel like a lot of my...

A Joke Every Day - 343 - Comedy is Highlarious

  • Length: 1:25
  • Rating Average: 4.67 from 3 people
  • View Count: 22
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: alcohol  bar  bars  Blejer  booze  comedians  drinking  drugs  mic  Michael  Mike  open  pot  show  showcase  weed 

A bit of a downer ending tonight. But you get the drift. Ok, I need to start getting to bed earlier. I keep doing or going to these shows and hanging out really late which is fun but definitely a sacrifice I'm unwilling to make if it's hampering my productivity, which it most assuredly is. On the...

A Joke Every Day - 342 - Fair Game

  • Length: 3:15
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 5 people
  • View Count: 53' favoriteCount='2
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: 1980s  2009  babies  Blejer  Brothers  Jonas  Kid  KKK  lesbians  Michael  Mike  mullet  Nazis  Neo-Nazis  new  rednecks  The  Ugly  years 

Check out Yesterday's joke too, it's getting forgotten since it went up at the same time as this one (technical difficulties). Look, before you say anything, I didn't make the rules, I just dutifully report them based on my scientific investigations. Anyway, I think this is fairly accurate,...

A Joke Every Day - 341 - Teabagging

  • Length: 1:25
  • Rating Average: 3.00 from 4 people
  • View Count: 34' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: balls  Blejer  Michael  Mike  sinuses  tea  teabag 

Hey, so after much futzing and messing around, my internet is finally back up and running so I can post the jokes from the past 2 days without delay. This one is... I think the logic flows. It's not terribly punchy, but I don't think it would be too hard to punch up, I just can't do it at the...

A Joke Every Day - 340 - DDR v Guitar Hero

  • Length: 1:10
  • Rating Average: 4.75 from 4 people
  • View Count: 45
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: asian  Blejer  chinese  Dance  DDR  godzilla  II  III  imagine  japanese  korean  Michael  Mike  Revolution  Rock  Star 

Hey sorry for the delay, I'm having terrible internet troubles at the moment. Hopefully this will load. In the meantime... happy new year?DDRers: Please don't steal my jokes. The timing for each is very specific and you're probably just fuck it up.

A Joke Every Day - 339 - 7-Eleven

  • Length: 0:57
  • Rating Average: 4.50 from 2 people
  • View Count: 36
  • Author: MikeBlejer

Tags: 7-11  Barack  Blejer  brown  change  color  election  house  inside  Michael  Mike  Obama  of  on  people  the  well-spoken  what's  white 

Dealing with a bit of a tragedy today, can't really type much right now. Seven-Elevens: Please don't steal my jokes. You are, however, welcome to license them for your super-sized Nascar mugs.

Page: 1 of 40

Next Page