Join: Nov 5, 2006
Name: AbortionOnToast
Gender: Male
Location: US
Videos Watched: 576
Subscribers: 7
Channel Views: 354
Books: Anything that doesn't suck and doesn't put me to sleep.
Movies: The Steve Dahl Show [104.3 Jack FM, Chicago and streaming at IKNOWJACK.COM or DAHL.COM], The Howard Stern Show (Sirius Satellite Radio baby!!), The Neil Rogers Show [560 WQAM or NEILROGERS.COM], The Kevin Matthews Show [WLAV FM or KEVHEAD.COM], anything with or about LENNY BRUCE, GEORGE CARLIN, BILL HICKS, SAM KINISON, RICHARD PRYOR, etc. Comedy is good mmkay.
Music: Anything that doesn't suck.
Hobbies: Anything fun and/or funny, and being randomly mean to stupid people (also fun).
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ! ! !"Dino-Biblethumper-Land PART 2" prank call
- Length: 10:0
- Rating Average: 5.00 from 1 people
- View Count: 22
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: bible blasphemy call Christian dinosaurs evolution fossils Jesus park prank pranks religion science theme
Pranking the same geniuses as in part 1. These nitwits maintain that the bible proves the existence of dinosaurs, of course anyone with any clue knows that science proved it long before these losers. We just had to mess with them at least one more time. Here is the debut of a completely new...
"Dino-bible-thumper-land" Prank Call
- Length: 5:43
- Rating Average: 5.00 from 2 people
- View Count: 109
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: Bible Calls Dinosaurs Extremists Park Prank pranks Religion
In our continuing series of targeting wacky religious extremist types here is a call to a 'theme' park that claims that the bible talks about dinosaurs and therefore proves their existence (never mind the many years of scientific evidence!) I've actually heard of this 'theory' before, but I never...
"Fixin' Queers For God" PART 3 prank call
- Length: 2:56
- Rating Average: 5.00 from 1 people
- View Count: 30
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: Biblethumpers Call Extremist Funny Gay Homo-sexual Losers Mean Prank pranks Religious
Here is the final installment (for now) in the hassling idiot extremist religious morons. Once again we face the touching subject of 'struggling with homo-sexuality', at least that's how the freakos at this place see it. Too funny, like you can cure 'gayness', total idiots further stunted by...
"Fixin' Queers For God" PART 2 prank call
- Length: 1:42
- Rating Average: 5.00 from 1 people
- View Count: 18
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: Bathrooms Call Extremists Fetishes Funny Gay Homo-sexual Losers Prank pranks Religion Trucks
Here is the second call (check out parts 1 & 3) to those nice enough to 'minister the gay out' for us all. What a 'service' these douchebags provide. More like a disservice to the human race. These types of nitwits have done more damage than any amount of the supposed damage inflicted by those...
"Fixin' Queers For God !" PART 1 prank call
- Length: 2:9
- Rating Average: 5.00 from 1 people
- View Count: 34
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: Bible Call Extremists Gay God Homo-sexual Losers Ministries Prank pranks Queer Religious Thumpers
We decided that the next target of our immaturity would be those ultra-religious types that think they can 'cure the gayness' out of someone. Obviously, anyone with any clue whatsoever realizes that's a huge steaming load of horseshit.Sorry, the audio quality kind of sucks on this one, I tried to...
The Sickest Parody Song EVER! "Another Kid In The Crawl"
- Length: 4:4
- Rating Average: 3.73 from 11 people
- View Count: 1005' favoriteCount='7
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: 1980 Chicago Comedy Dahl DAHL.COM Don Floyd Gacy Howard Imus John Killer Parody Parts Pink Private Radiation Radio Rock Satire Serial Shock Song Stern Steve Talk Teenage Wayne
This song is the meanest, sickest parody song ever, probably the reason that a sick bastard like me loves it so much. It was a parody of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall", done expertly by radio legend Steve Dahl (with his band "Steve Dahl & Teenage Radiation") in Chicago. It was recorded...
Pranking old people (screaming) compilation 2 - Prank Calls
- Length: 1:6
- Rating Average: 2.80 from 5 people
- View Count: 624' favoriteCount='2
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: Call Kevin Kinison Matthews Mean Old People Prank pranks Sam Screaming
Here are two more in the 'being mean to old people' category. Again, these calls are from 1986, and I don't claim that we were nice or very mature. But, we had fun. These two calls are of the screaming variety. Influenced by one of the greatest comedians of all time, Sam Kinison. Also, the fake...
Mistaken Identity/Confusion - "What's Up Dave?" Prank Call
- Length: 1:46
- Rating Average: 3.00 from 2 people
- View Count: 126
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: Boys Calls Identity Jerky Mean Mistaken Old People Prank pranks Random
In the continuing series of being randomly mean to old people here was an interesting case of mistaken identity from the 1986 prank tape. Anytime something happened on a call like this the whole name of the game was just to go with it and see what happens. Much like I've heard the Jerky Boys do...
"Roll Me A Reefer, Dude!" Prank Call
- Length: 1:40
- Rating Average: 5.00 from 2 people
- View Count: 185
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: Boys Call Grass Jerky Joint Madness Pot Prank pranks Reefer Simpsons Stereotype Stoner Weed
Once again the walking stereotype returns from the 1986 prank tape. Long before Tarbash from the Jerky Boys, or Apu from the Simpson's, there was Rogalof (a name found nowhere in reality) who was my resident Indian character. (Keep in mind I was 15.) Here we call one of the local 'burnout' crowd...
Pranking old people compilation - Prank Calls
- Length: 1:57
- Rating Average: 5.00 from 2 people
- View Count: 154
- Author: AbortionOnToast
Tags: Boys Call Chong Jerky Joe Mean Old People Prank pranks Random Simpsons Stoner Tommy Walsh
Here are two more in the lovely series of pranking old people. The first features the resident 'stoner' character "Joe" who was a combination of Joe Walsh and Tommy Chong. The second call was just my standard nerd voice. Kind of sounds to me now like a couple of steps below Professor Frink from...
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