Added: Jul 19, 2008

From: Dengar013

Duration: 4:58

I might be movin' to Montana soonJust to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it upWaxen it downIn a little white boxI can sell uptownBy myself I wouldn'tHave no boss,But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental FlossRaisin' my lonely Dental FlossWell I just might grow me some beesBut I'd leave the sweet stuffFor somebody else...but then, on the other handI'd Keep the wax N' melt it downPluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'I'd have me a cropAn' it'd be on top(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)Movin' to Montana soonGonna be a Dental Floss tycoon(yes I am)Movin' to Montana soonGonna be a mennil-toss flykuneI'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil FlossThat's growin' on the prairiePluckin' the floss!I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon...I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)He's a good hossEven though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle orBlanket on anywayHe's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle orBlanket on anywayAny way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil FlossEven if you think it is a little silly, folksI don't care if you think it's silly, folksI don't care if you think it's silly, folksI'm gonna find me a horseJust about this bigAn' ride him all along the border lineWith a Pair of heavy-dutyZircon-encrusted tweezers in my handEvery other wrangler would sayI was mighty grandBy myself I wouldn'tHave no bossBut I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental FlossRaisin' my lonely Dental FlossRaisin' my lonely Dental FlossWell I might Ride along the borderWith my tweezers gleamin'In the moon-lighty nightAnd then I'd Get a cuppa cawfeeN' give my foot a push...Just me 'n the pymgy ponyOver the Dennil Floss BushN' then I might just Jumb back onAn' ride Like a cowboyInto the dawn to MontanaMovin' to Montana soon(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)Movin' to Montana soon

Channel: Music

Tags: frank  montana  zappa 


Rating: 5.00 (7 ratings)    Views: 1264' favoriteCount='5    Comments: 10

caribind3 Says:

Jul 20, 2008 - "Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss"???...man....what's this guy on...oh, wait...I know, LOL!!!Cheers 8D

Dengar013 Says:

Jul 20, 2008 - He was on Dental Floss....silly girl. 8)

gambinotoo Says:

Jul 30, 2008 - and to think, just last week, I decided to move to North Dakota, and raise me up a crop of HEMP!

dertman1 Says:

Jul 30, 2008 - Dude, this is some trippy shit.

locnchokingv Says:

Jul 31, 2008 - ........ Frank Zappa was against people using drugs in his band and would kick out anyone who did because he required such perfection on his insterments. All he did was smoke ciggeretts. Listen to his interviews = ).

MickAivanhov Says:

Aug 4, 2008 - Zappa is classical (classic means the most perfect, highest top of music, arts, literature).In 50 or more years noone will remember Cobain, Michael Jackson, James Brown...... but Frank Zappa still alvie: fresh and powerful like Beethoven!

jones12a Says:

Aug 5, 2008 - y is the solo edited out of this

Dengar013 Says:

Aug 5, 2008 - This was taken straight from Strictly Commercial...nothing edited by me. Perhaps because it is the single version. Sorry to disappoint you my friend.

jones12a Says:

Aug 5, 2008 - its cool its just you can hear the intro at like 1:57 for the solo and then it skips to the next verse still glad u posted this

hoffmann9471 Says:

Aug 15, 2008 - Typical Zappa. Against the main stream and a bit dis harmonic. It´s sometimes nearly at the borderline to Jazz and parody at all.Danke for uploading here. 5*****

Dengar013 Says:

Aug 17, 2008 - Bitte...my brother. A Zappa fan, huh? Another reason why I like you. 8D This man is a pure genious. His music is magical and captivating. Take care my good friend.

sander407 Says:

Aug 17, 2008 - Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay

AdmiralHoggins Says:

Aug 18, 2008 - You seem to have misunderstood him, what gambino was trying to say was this: "LOLOLOL I'M FOURTEEN AND I STILL THINK IT'S THE COOL THING TO DO TO MENTION DRUGS ALL THE TIME! DID YOU GUYS SEE AMERICAN IDOL LAST NIGHT?"Don't worry, any reasonable man could have made that mistake.

Dengar013 Says:

Aug 18, 2008 - Sorry? Who was glorifying drugs?

Dengar013 Says:

Aug 18, 2008 - Never mind...very slow this morning...no coffee = sleepy me. 8\I see the light and see what you menat....sorry for the density in my brain....off to get some coffee...LOL!