Added: Jul 27, 2008
From: TaylorAmelia
Duration: 3:25
My first #1 hit single! Hahaha I wrote the lyrics and "sang" the song however the instrumental is from www.soundclick.com although I got the beat a year ago so I have no idea who the artist is. It could be rapitfly beatz.Hoe x 11When I was a little girl, I wanted to save the world. I aspired to succeed and save little puppies.Be the best that I can be, get my PHD,but then I grew boobies n now I'm just a sleaze.CHORUS:I wanna be a video hoe, shake my tits in slow mo'show my crack as I wine to tha flo'I wanna be a video, a video hoe, I wanna be a video hoe,takin' pills to make my ass grow,sellin' my body to make lots of dough,I wanna be a video hoe, a video hoe, a video hoe.Smoke dubs wit Snoopy,bitch slap Beyonce,take her man Jay-z,get freaky wit R Kelly.Let him pee on me, for lots of money,get in the club for free by showin you my Britney.60 cent: hey hoe, watchu sayin?hoe: uhh nothin just persuing my PHD, why?60 cent: you wanna make some real quick bread?hoe: like wonderbread?60 cent: naw, I'm talkin that green shithoe, Oh, I don't do drugs.60 cent: Bitch, I'm talkin' bout money!hoe: sure, what does it entail?60 cent: take off yo pants and shake dat asshoe: wow that sounds so much easier than finishing stupid school.60 cent: aight hoe, so it's a deal?hoe: for sho!hoe: omg samantha, can you believe 60 cent called me a hoe? what an honour!samantha: when do you start your new job?hoe: puhleaze, it hardly feels like work but I start shakin' what my momma gave me tomorrow!CHORUS.even though I slept my way here, I'll take Chlamydia for this career.Nothin can compare to shakin my derriere.Got all the boys to stare, I'm gon' marry a millionaire!CHORUS
Channel: Comedy
Tags: comedy gangster hoe original parody rap tayloramelia video whore
Rating: 4.96 (53 ratings) Views: 3085' favoriteCount='21 Comments: 76
TaylorAmelia Says:
Jul 29, 2008 - Thanks for subbing true science!!! :)you rock!xox
TaylorAmelia Says:
Jul 29, 2008 - For serious?!!?!Hahahaha that fucking rocks!!Thanks for lettin me know and making my day!!xox
kurty777 Says:
Jul 29, 2008 - omg soooo jokes i have it stuck in my head LOL keep these videos cummin hahahahaha
2ganjakid420 Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - hahaha this song is stuk in my head now.Its actually really cool how you made it work together so well ;)i subbed
skunch Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - needs to be remastered
bonezjc Says:
Jul 31, 2008 - that's it. I demand an mp3. NOW!!oh, and please don't let your arteries explode!!! -__-
TaylorAmelia Says:
Jul 31, 2008 - with dead cow?hahaha. :)
bonezjc Says:
Jul 31, 2008 - er... sure why not. andabout that mp3, me = still waiting ;D
kasavin Says:
Aug 1, 2008 - i love this video lol u may have written this song at work out of bordem but it rocks i like the part wen when u shake ur shoulders to the sound of the beat near the end of the video it shows that u have good timing :) i aslo subscribed to u :) ur awsome
djmikeryan Says:
Aug 2, 2008 - this is like a weird al tune. you look like kristin when you're dressed as the nerd.
AnimalVideos21 Says:
Aug 3, 2008 - Lol! funny and catchy song!
thesammieshow Says:
Aug 4, 2008 - thi song is even more amazinger I sing it all day! i tried to call you at work but it kept making a fax noise. ROAR!
thesammieshow Says:
Aug 4, 2008 - LOL is that supposed to be me wearing a towel? hahah
TaylorAmelia Says:
Aug 4, 2008 - Hahahah no I just contributed your name to the song! :P
TaylorAmelia Says:
Aug 4, 2008 - Ps, If I was being you, I would have put a pillow in my ass LOL :Pyeah stores closed, I was at Roman's first birthday party.
sivart1901 Says:
Aug 5, 2008 - lmao thanks i nealy choked on my lunch =0)
beckmie Says:
Aug 11, 2008 - love it when i feel sad and i watch this vidio it makes me smile thank you for being you
TearsInHeaven86 Says:
Aug 13, 2008 - the best video ive evvvvver seen! put more up :) its alina btw...agian..lol this is my new accnt..i couldd remember my other one..haha keep up the good work..n u shopuld really send it somewhere haha i can see u famous in a few yrs :P
phillipcraig1 Says:
Aug 14, 2008 - LOL crazy. Just an excellent video! ^_^
helloisdebest Says:
Aug 15, 2008 - love that Bitch Slap D-O-C ROFL
qwertgv Says:
Aug 15, 2008 - haha i keep watching it all over again. :D i love it! my fave part is when you sing "Got all the boys to stare, I'm gon' marry a millionaire" the rhymes are so cool!
Kaddasi Says:
Aug 16, 2008 - I Watched you video, and I think you are westing your time. You are talent, beautiful and have a beautiful voice and I think you are alread a star, go find an acting school, and I'm sure you will be better than J.Lo & madonna. Wish you the best.
911popos Says:
Aug 17, 2008 - Girl, the pimp in me died when i got lost in yo eyes ;()
Ichig06 Says:
Aug 19, 2008 - I just got bitch slapped by this video!!! Hahaha. LOVE YA TAYLOR!
jennjenn885 Says:
Jul 29, 2008 - soooo i fucking woke up today and had "video hoe" stuck in my head for hours! you have got to be kidding me!! LOL!