Laugh in the Box: Eminem As The World Turns Videos

Added: May 16, 2008

From: asault70

Duration: 4:26

Chorus: Repeat 2X]I dont know why this world keep turningRound and RoundBut I wish it would stop, and let me off right nowYes manAs the World TurnsWe all experience things in lifeTrials and TribulationsThat we all must go throughWhen someone wants to test usWhen someone tries our patience[Eminem]I hang with a bunch of hippiesand wacky tobacco plantersWho swallow lit roachesand light up like jack-o-lanternsOutsiders baby, and we suing the courtsCuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the sourceThey never should've booted me out of reform schoolDeformed fool,takin a shit in a warm poolThey threw me out the Ramada InnI said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)It all started when my mother took my bike awayCuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwaveAfter that, It was straight to the 40 ouncersSlappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselorsClass clown freshman, dressed like Les NessmanFuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessinAnd all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys edMay be true, till I told this bitch in gym classThat she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny CraigShe picked me up to snap me like a skinny twigPut me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pigI felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarmingGrabbed that bitch by her hairDrug her across the groundAnd took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her downSorry coach, its too late to tell me stopWhile I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop[Chorus]As the World TurnsThese are the days of our livesThese are the things that we must go throughDay by day[Eminem]We drive around in million dollar sports carsWhile little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cardsOutsiders, and we suing the courtsCuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The SourceHypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromatWhere all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be atDressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbageIts almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitchI met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizzaBut I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next monthBut if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next bluntBut I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papersPlus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapistSo gimme all your moneyAnd don't try nothin funnyCuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun meI went to grab my gunThats when her ass put it on meWit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundryI fell through the glass doorsStarted causin a sceneThen slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machineJumped up with a broken backThank god I was smokin crack all dayAnd doped up off coke and smackAll I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purseNow I wanna kill herBut so I gotta catch her firstRan through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcutSaw the house she ran up inAnd shot her fuckin porch upKicked the door down to murder this divorced slutLooked around the roomThats when I seen the bedroom door shutI know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!You might as well come out nowShe said "Come in, its unlocked!"I walked in and all I smelled was Liz ClaiborneAnd seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay pornShe said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained itShe came at me at full speed, nothin could stop herI shot her five times and every bullet bounced off herI started to beg "No, please let go"But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg rollWith one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippledI grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nippleJust trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trickDen Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about itIt hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outageI shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)Come here bitch!Come here!Take this motherfuckin dick!Bitch, come here![Chorus to fade]And as we go alongThroughout the days of our livesWe all face small obstacles and challenges everydayThat we must go throughThese are the things that surround us through our atmosphereEvery dayEvery single day the world keeps turning

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